Feminist Karma

Feminism Finally Fulfilled

By MILES GLORIOSUS

Drag queens try to look like women, and Eurovision song winner Conchita Wurst seems finally to have achieved the feminist ideal.

He is that to which modern feminists aspire: He pretends to be a woman, but he's really a man; he got lots of attention by being on television; and he's even got the right kind of genitalia, the kind that all ideologically proper feminists wish they had.

Congratulations, sir .. ma'am .. oh, whatever.

The 10 Principles of Modern Non-Faith

By MILES GLORIOSUS

Watch what you say. It can get you fired.

Ousted Mozilla CEO Brendan Eich got into trouble because he once gave money to oppose gay marriage.

Movie actress Kirsten Dunst got into trouble for saying that men should be men and women should be women.

Nobel Prize-winning biologist James Watson got into trouble for saying he was pessimistic about Africa.

All of them sinned by denying sacred truths of our non-religion.

As a public service, I here present modern society's 10 principles of non-faith.

Memorize them. Repeat them loudly in public. Persecute anyone who denies them.

You might still get into trouble, because new principles are invented every year. But you'll be safer if you mindlessly parrot these 10 principles and keep your mouth shut about everything else.

Principle 1

There is no God. Only the material universe exists. Science has proven it. Traditional religion is simply an excuse for heterosexual white males to oppress women and Africans.

Principle 2

Human beings are just animals with delusions of grandeur. They are nothing more than biological machines that interact with computers.

Principle 3

Because human beings are just animals, it doesn't matter what you do to them. Their fate and their happiness have no significance.

Principle 4

Because you are just an animal, it doesn't matter what you do. Your actions have no moral significance.

Principle 5

Abortion is a holy sacrament that must not be doubted, criticized, or limited in any way. The little buggers have it coming for making their mothers gain weight.

Principle 6

The sexes are equal in every way, except where women are better than men.

Principle 7

All differences between men and women result from discrimination by the patriarchy, except when they favor women, in which case they're only fair and natural.

Principle 8

Sex is just a social construct, anyway. Check your privilege.

Principle 9

All racial groups are equal in every way, except where other groups are better than whites and Asians.

Principle 10

All sexual practices are okay except for normal heterosexuality, which is rape, oppresses women, and sometimes leads to (ugh!) babies. But see Principle 5.

Gold Digger Culture vs Rape Culture

In light of ugly feminists' recent whining about so-called "rape culture" (which they can't define and doesn't exist), I think it's time we started a conversation about "gold digger culture."

Gold digger culture refers to women's common practice of using men as financial objects. They say that they want to be treated as equals, but when the time comes to take half of a man's earnings, his house and his children, they play the role of "helpless little me" in order to get what they want.

What they want is to enjoy the benefits that men give to them, including a prosperous society in which they are free to whine about sexism (in spite of getting affirmative-action preferences at the expense of men) and in which they have the leisure time to do their whining. Men's fatal error has been to indulge their malicious foolishness.

Then, in gratitude, American women want to rape their benefactors financially and emotionally. As an added bonus, they make up horseshit slogans like "rape culture" to demonize all men as rapists. Talk about projection!

Their real complaint about men seems to be that they, themselves, aren't men. They take Sigmund Freud's concept of "penis envy" to a whole new level.

I, for one, am getting damn tired of it. Angry feminists have ruined American women and turned them into, as one columnist remarked, "an international horror."

The next time these insufferable termagants wonder why men don't want to get married, they should just look in the mirror.