Feminism Finally Fulfilled

By MILES GLORIOSUS

Drag queens try to look like women, and Eurovision song winner Conchita Wurst seems finally to have achieved the feminist ideal.

He is that to which modern feminists aspire: He pretends to be a woman, but he's really a man; he got lots of attention by being on television; and he's even got the right kind of genitalia, the kind that all ideologically proper feminists wish they had.

Congratulations, sir .. ma'am .. oh, whatever.